weeaboo-chan:

saccharinescorpion:

okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie

#this isnt getting crap past the radar #this is flying the entire russian air force past the radar

capscrotch:

#what was that about gay men? they can’t be superheroes? #this is me laughing in your face

(Source: bartonesque)

shutupmeghan:

I lost the ability to can

TO. CAN

(Source: themeghanchakra)

“Did you have something against running away?”

“You start running, they’ll never let you stop. You stand up, you push back. They can’t say no forever, right?”

planets-bend-between-us:

#so do I tag this robert downey jr or tony stark?

(Source: iamliketinkerbell)

poeticallydisposed:

(Source: applesteelsauce)

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born—to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand!

(Source: harrisonfords)

loki-dokey:

:””””’(

(Source: that-kielbasa-you-ordered)

scarabeus:

onceaspoiler:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

Only tumblr can give me feels about math…

^

why.

crying.